🏅 Achievements
Broker-verified badges with computed rarity — every one carries its receipt. Metal rings mark tier (Bronze → Diamond); the percentage marks how rare it is. Pin one as your flair.
🎰 Degenerate hall of fame
Worn with pride. Verified books only — you can't farm a WOOF on paper.
WOOF
Book down 10%+ in one session.
Tuition Paid
Realized a −25% or worse loss on a single stock or fund position.
Premium Burned
Closed an options position at −50% or worse.
Revenge Trade
Sold at a loss, bought the same ticker back within a week.
Cost-Basis Copium
Averaged down 3+ times into the same losing position.
Casino Night
Traded an option expiring within 2 days of purchase.
YOLO
One position is 50%+ of the whole book.
Boomerang
Liquidated 80%+ of the book in one day — reinvested within a month.
Special Talent
Book red on a day the S&P rose 2%+.
Diamond Hands
Held a position through a −40% drawdown all the way back to green.
Round Tripper
Position doubled at some point… closed red. Rode it up AND down.
Bagholder
Held a position at −50% or worse for 6+ straight months.
Widowmaker
A short ran +50% against you — and the book lived to tell it.
Crypto Winter
Crypto sleeve −30% from its high, position untouched for 60 days.
Rug Pulled
A holding dropped 50%+ in a single session while you held it.
Paper Hands
Sold within 48 hours — it rose 20%+ within the month after.
Knife Catcher
Bought after a −20% week… it fell another 20% within a month.
Buy High, Sell Low
Entered near the 52-week high, exited near the 52-week low.
🏆 Certified flex
Broker-verified feats. The rarity number does the talking.
Sniper
Bought within 5% of the 52-week low, sold within 5% of the high.
Bottom Feeder
Bought within 2% of the 52-week low — still holding at +50% or better.
Bagger
Closed a stock or fund position at +100% or better.
🎨 Style & identity
What kind of investor the holdings say you are.
Old Fogey
60%+ of the book in bonds for 30+ days.
Couch Potato
90%+ index funds and barely any trading for 90 days.
Crypto Native
80%+ crypto for 90 days.
🌐 Platform & community
Tenure, transparency, and talking your book.
First Blood
First tracked trade on the platform.
Verified OG
Track record verified during 2026 — founding class.
Iron Ledger
One full year continuously verified.
❓ Secret
Earn one to find out what it is.
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Badges mint nightly from your verified ledger. Evidence stores percentages, tickers, and dates — never dollar amounts. If a data repair invalidates a trigger, the badge is revoked with a note. Performance and degenerate badges require a broker-verified book.